Hoggy New Year

Happy New YEAAAARRRR!!!! It seems like the older I get the faster the years go by, leaving less and less time to reflect and prepare for the next one, but so be it. I’m unusually optimistic this time of year, dreaming of opportunities to come, wishing, hoping, praying (dear God, please!) that this new year is somehow better than the one before, in one aspect or another. One thing I always look forward to is the Hog Feast my mom’s family holds every single January 1st since I can remember. They’re from the South…Rocky Mount, North Carolina to be exact. And there is no such thing as bringing in the new year without hog and black eyed peas. It’s a Southern tradition dating back to who-knows-when that I will never get tired of.

I think it’s safe to say that I’ve been a “foodie” my whole life, but with a special affinity for pork fat (there might even be an unspoken rule somewhere about this being a prerequisite to foodie-dom, but I’m not sure…). My mom used to reprimand me for just chewing then eventually devouring the fat layer around my pork chops instead of cutting them off and discarding them like she did. And I was one of the few kids out of all my cousins who would indulge in all the porky goodness every New Year. I just couldn’t help myself! The main event, though, is this hog head that my Uncle Ebon makes. It’s crispy, spicy, salty, velvety yumminess. This year, Uncle Ebon passed on the hog-making tradition to me so I very humbly and graciously took on the responsibility of preparing everyone’s New Year’s good luck charm with calculated precision.

Just like with any other amazing dish, you must start with the best and freshest ingredients. This is a freshly slaughtered Berkshire pig head from Union Market in DC. It comes whole but I asked the butcher to slice it in half for me, reducing cooking time and optimizing skin crispiness.

Hog head

Can you hear me now?

Can you hear me now?

Believe it or not, I’ve never eaten hog brain before so I decided to make a breakfast out of it. Reminds me of chicken liver, only with a porky flavor.

Hog head

Hog head

First step is to season with salt, pepper, bay leaves and a few cloves of garlic, almost cover with water, wrap in aluminum foil and cook at about 350 for a few hours.

Hog head

Next, pour off water (which should also have a considerable amount of fat with it). Pour more water into pan, about mid-way, and continue to cook for another hour or two.

Getting there...

Getting there…

Pour off water. Pork should be “cooked”, meaning it is no longer raw, but still nowhere near done! Here is where the flavoring comes into play. I may have mentioned that our famous Uncle Fred used to cook a single solitary chicken on the grill for hours, basting it with his secret vinegar concoction. Well, every member of my family has his or her own “vinegar concoction”. This would be a jar consisting of apple cider vinegar and “spices”, whatever spices said family member deems delicious and tasty enough to rival Uncle Fred’s. The longer it seeps, the better. The more aged the spices, the better. The only rule is that you must NEVER EVER run out! We just add more vinegar and spices as the supply gets low, knowing that there is some remaining flavor of spices and vinegar from years past to continuously flavor the concoction. This vinegar is used to pour over the hog head. Next, salt, crushed red pepper flakes (the more the merrier), Italian seasoning and whatever garlic cloves that are left in the pan are smeared over the hog head. Also, if you like extra ears and tails (like we do!) this is the time to add them to the pan. The foil is placed back over the pan and placed back in the oven, this time at a low 225-250 degrees.

Some good ole tail!

Some good ole tail!

Hog head

Whole cayenne peppers, ready to be crushed.

Whole cayenne peppers, ready to be crushed.

Every hour or so, the hog is checked, based with more vinegar and spices and put back into the oven.

Hog head

When Uncle Ebon says it is done (about 8 or 9 hours from starting time), it is done…for now! The hog must rest in the refrigerator over night.

Until we meet again tomorrow...

Until we meet again tomorrow…

I soaked my black eye peas in cold water and about a teaspoon of baking soda (does wonders to dispel the myth of beans as “the magical fruit…the more you eat the more you…”, if you know what I mean!) over night. The next morning I put them in a pot of boiling water with salt, pepper, garlic cloves and a few bay leaves. Bring to a boil then turn down to a low simmer until beans are tender. Remove from heat and set aside until ready to serve.

black eyed peas

The next day, about an hour or so before you are ready to serve, pour some black eyed peas into the pan with the hog head, just enough to cover ears and tails. Drizzle with either hot sauce, vinegar concoction, or both over everything in pan and place uncovered in the oven at 400 degrees for about an hour, or until skin has reached crispy perfection! Mmmmm…my mouth is watering all over again. I wish you a very Happy New Year and always HAPPY EATING!

Hog head

They approve...

They approve…

...Uncle Ebon approves!

…Uncle Ebon approves!

The rest of the spread: branzino roasted w/tomatoes & olives, homemade potato salad, chicken & rice smothered in mushroom white wine sauce, radicchio salad, collard greens.

The rest of the spread: branzino roasted w/tomatoes & olives, homemade potato salad, chicken & rice smothered in mushroom white wine sauce, radicchio salad, collard greens.

...oh yes...and BBQ pig feet.

…oh yes…and BBQ pig feet.

Oh yes...and I decided to whip up a little apple cobbler too!

Oh yes…and I decided to whip up a little apple cobbler too!

...with some help, of course!

…with some help, of course!

Happy New Year indeed!

Happy New Year indeed!

Happy Oyster Stuffing Holidays

I know it’s been a while, but I didn’t want the year to pass without me writing a post about the HOILDAYS–my favorite time of year! For me, the holidays are like a renewal of sorts. I can’t remember a time where the self-imposed merriment of the holidays wasn’t needed in my life. There is always a relationship that could use a little improvement, a family situation that requires a living room dance along in order to jump start a move in a more positive direction. In lieu of sounding too vague or revealing my whole life story, I will say that some of my deepest, darkest times have been around the holidays; and, by contrast, the most glorious turnarounds have also happened during this time. Who doesn’t love a good comeback story, right? I, for one, live for them. I’ve been on this earth too long not to know that life is all about ebb and flow, ups and downs, highs and lows. But I choose to rejoice in these chances to enjoy life to the fullest with the people I love the most because what else is there, really?

And what better way to physically express this merriment than with plate after plate of the most delectable food anyone could ever imagine?! In my book, food is the ultimate love language. So I try to love the hell out of any and everyone I come in contact with. Cakes, cookies, pies, on-demand pancake breakfasts, extravagant weekend meals any day of the week…this is what fills my heart and occupies my hours of the day. There is no joy like seeing someone’s face light up at the sight of an unexpected holiday feast. And feast we certainly did on Thanksgiving!

It all started when my newly widowed grandmother(Mama) decided that she wanted to treat everyone in the family to a grand Thanksgiving meal…at a restaurant?! Being the obedient grandchild that I am, I searched around for such a place for all 30+ relatives who would be attending said dinner, but there always seemed to be something missing. A grand buffet…only for brunch. A soul food dinner…only for a 2-hour block of time. A traditional turkey dinner…with no leftovers!?! Everything we wanted…but cost two to three times what Mama was planning on paying. But oh, could I picture this meal in my head!  It had multiple courses. It pleased pescatarians, vegetarians and carnivores alike. Basically, I wanted to do it myself and that is just what happened. This menu was the compilation of all the Thanksgiving foodie dreams I have ever had, come to life. So I say, indulge in good food and each other! And leave the self-loathing and gym visits for next year. Here’s to continued Happy Holidays, and at the very least HAPPY EATING!

(Instead of posting every single recipe of our Thanksgiving feast, I’ll tease you with just the menu and give you the full recipe for my favorite go-to holiday dish–OYSTER STUFFING!)

Thanksgiving Menu 2013

Appetizers

Homemade Butternut Squash Soup

Mini Crab Cake Balls

Mini Crab Cakes

Grilled Shrimp Cocktail

Grilled Shrimp Cocktail

Grilled Whole Lobsters

Thought I got a pic of them grilled but guess not...believe me, they were GOOOOD;)

Thought I got a pic of them grilled but guess not…believe me, they were GOOOOD;)

Butter-Poached Lobster Claws

Main Course

Fried Turkey

Fried Turkey

Fried Turkey

Roast Leg of Lamb w/Rosemary & Honey

Lamb

Braised Pig Feet; BBQ Pig Feet

Pig Feet

Chitterlings

Corn Pudding

Macaroni and Cheese

Macaroni and Cheese

Oyster Stuffing

Potato Salad

Braised Collard Greens

Collard Greens

Grilled Asparagus w/Hollandaise Sauce

Grilled Asparagus

Grilled Zucchini, Carrots, Onions & Tomato Salad

Grilled Veggie Salad

Don't you wish you'd come over?!

Don’t you wish you’d come over?!

Desserts (all homemade)

New York Cheesecake

Cheesecake

Three Layer Chocolate Kahlùa Cake

Chocolate Kahlua Cake

Pecan Bread Pudding

Pecan Bread Pudding

Sweet Potato Pie

Sweet Potato Pie

A great ending to a great day!

A great ending to a great day!

Oyster Stuffing Recipe

You Will Need:

2 deep dish half Pans

1 loaf crusty French/Italian bread

4 boxes cornbread mixed and baked

3 cups chopped celery

3 cups chopped onions

1.5 lbs. thick cut bacon

4 pints fresh oysters

2 tsp. dried thyme

1 cup dried cranberries

2 cups chicken broth

2 Tbsp. Old Bay seasoning

salt and pepper, to taste

Cut French bread into 1/2″ cubes and set aside (either do this the night before to allow to dry out or put on a baking sheet on low heat in the oven until they just start to brown).

French Bread

French Bread

Bake cornbread to package instructions. When cooled, loosely crumble cornbread into large mixing bowl. Add cubed French bread.

Oyster Stuffing

Slice bacon into 1/4″ strips and cook over medium high heat in large pan. When bacon is just crispy, remove from pan and add to mixing bowl. Add chopped celery and onions to pan with bacon grease. Allow to cook until translucent. Add two sticks unsalted butter, thyme, cranberries, salt and pepper to taste. Pour vegetable mixture over bread in mixing bowl. Mix until all ingredients are evenly distributed. Pour into two pans. Moisten with chicken broth. Pour two pints of oysters into each pan. Sprinkle with Old Bay seasoning. Gently mix with hands until oysters are dispersed into bread mixture.

Oyster stuffing

Cover with aluminum foil and bake at 350 degrees for about 1.5 hours or until heated through and oysters are cooked. With an oven glove on, pat down stuffing until smooth and even all over. Remove aluminum foil and Bake at 400 until the edges are golden brown and bubbly. Allow to sit for a good 10-15 mins before diving in…ENJOY!

Snack Attack: Hummus

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After preparing for an event this past weekend, I ended up with waaaaaayyy more hummus than I needed. The result: a nice healthy anytime snack for days to come! I make mine with loads of garlic and fresh lemon. This zingy dip tastes great with just about anything–pita chips, vegetable slices, olives, etc. It’s super filling and tastes like a mini Mediterranean vacay in a bowl! (And if ever I needed a fast snack diversion from the bowls of candy that are sure to invade this house tomorrow, it’s now…;)     HAPPY EATING!

You Will Need:

1 can Chickpeas (a.k.a. garbanzo beans)

1/4 cup Tahini

Juice of 1 Lemon

2 cloves Garlic

2 Tbsp. Olive Oil

Sea Salt, to taste

Blend in a blender/food processor until ingredients are desired thickness. Drizzle with olive oil…ENJOY!

Budget Saving at Your House

I can’t even begin to dissect (nor do I want to) what is going on in Congress with the budget and blah blah blah. It does, however, remind me of a conversation I had with a friend recently about budget-saving meals. Whether you’re a college student on a ramen-noodle budget, a starving artist, a parent looking to tighten up on the household food bill, or…the United States government, we can all stand to save a little here or there! The great thing about food is that the range of possibilities are endless! With a few simple and inexpensive ingredients you can make countless delicious meals. And I bet all or most of those meals can be made with ingredients you already have on hand.

The above-mentioned friend had what seemed to her to be a few ingredients that amounted to not much of anything, but to me seemed to be the main ingredients for all her meals over the next couple of days: gluten-free flour, eggs, oil, milk. Why, crepes, of course! You can make a few at a time and add sweet or savory ingredients to the crepes for unlimited options for breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert, I told her. In fact, most of the following meals are versatile enough for any meal of the day. That’s another great thing about cooking budget-saving meals: it forces you to break out the box a little and be more creative about what you eat. There’s nothing like a little pantry shopping to spice up your everyday monotonous meal schedule. Here are a few of my favorites. Happy budgeting and HAPPY EATING!

Oatmeal, Nuts ‘n Berries

Mmmmm oatmeal! It’s one of those constants in my life, like Dove beauty bars and the beach in the summer time.  They are so much a part of who I am that I refuse to part with them for too long. It used to be rolled oats, but now I’ve got a thing for crunchy steel cut oats, slow cooked for almost an hour then piled high with whatever topping suits my mood. I make a big pot about once a week then refrigerate and use as needed throughout the week. Blueberry/banana/quinoa/low-fat yogurt/chia seeds is one of my favorite combos. Add a hard boiled egg and you’ve got a quick and easy protein-packed breakfast to hold you for a few hours longer than plain old oats alone.  A $3.29 carton of organic steel cut oats at Trader Joe’s could last a couple of weeks. Depending on your toppings, breakfast could run less than a dollar a day!

The oats are under there somewhere...

The oats are under there somewhere…

You Will Need:

Steel cut oats; Toppings: *SWEET-blueberries, blackberries, bananas, strawberries, cream, apples, cinnamon, nutmeg, honey, brown sugar, maple syrup, and/or agave nectar. *SAVORY-nuts, yogurt, flax seeds, chia seeds, quinoa, egg, crumbled sausage, spinach, kale, bell peppers, cheese, and/or chili garlic sauce.

To Prepare:

I usually eye about a 3:1 ratio of water to oats. I bring the water to a boil, add oats, reduce temp. to really low and constantly stir over the course of about 45 minutes.

Tortilla

This is one of my all time favorite go-to pantry-cleaners. It is a staple food over in Spain where I learned how to make my Madre’s version. All you need is five simple ingredients and a little time! It can be eaten at room temperature or heated to bring some of the caramelized onion flavor out. Added to an arugula and tomato salad with balsamic, it can serve as a delicious lunch. With a glass of red wine and a partner to share them with, it could be an end to the perfect day.

You Will Need:

Large white potatoes; sweet onions; eggs; salt; vegetable oil

To Prepare:

Chop potatoes into about 1/2″ cube size then soak in a bowl of water.Cut onions into very thin slivers.

Tortilla

Onions

Heat about 1″ of oil in large pan, preferably cast iron, to medium high heat. *Make sure the pan and oil are hot when you add the potatoes so they don’t stick to the pan and fall apart.* Transfer cubed potatoes to a towel and blot dry. Add to oil and cook to golden brown, but not so cooked that they start to crumble.

Potatoes

Potatoes

Remove from oil and immediately sprinkle with salt.

Potatoes with salt

After all the potatoes have cooked there should be a slight coating of oil in pan. Turn heat to medium and slowly sauté onions and a pinch of salt until caramelized and golden brown, about 20 minutes.

Onions

Onions

Almost there...

Almost there…

Just right. Caramelization station!

Just right. Caramelization station!

Then transfer to paper towel. Taste potatoes and onions for salt content. When potatoes and onions have cooled to room temperature, crack three eggs in a bowl, add onions and potatoes and more salt, if needed. *As the only spice in the whole dish, salt is very important. You don’t want it to be too salty, but not enough salt will render a very bland heap of fancy potatoes. If the potatoes and onions taste like they have almost too much salt then you shouldn’t need to add anymore.*

Tortilla

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Tortilla

Heat the same pan to a low medium. It should still have a decent coating of oil, if not then add more. Pour mixture into pan and allow to cook until egg is slightly giggly in middle.

Tortilla

Separate tortilla perimeter from sides of the pan. Flip onto a plate then back into the pan on the other side.

Tortilla

Tortilla

Allow to cook just until edges are set and golden brown.

Tortilla

Slide onto clean plate. This is not an omelette, therefore, it is not going to look like one. Spanish tortilla is mostly potato. The egg and onions act as a binder and flavor enhancer. The perfect tortilla should be able to be sliced and picked up like a slice of pizza, with barely any egg yellow in-between.

Buen Provecho.

Buen Provecho.

Gazpacho

Another Spanish staple, this versatile cold soup can be made with just about any garden vegetable you can find, as long as tomatoes are the main ingredient! It can also be heated up and eaten with a grilled cheese for a comforting cold weather meal. I like to pour a little over beans and rice for a fresh and hearty side dish or meal in itself.

You Will Need:

Tomatoes, bell peppers, onion, cucumbers, red wine vinegar, stale bread, salt, pepper, cumin, olive oil, Worcestershire sauce, blender or food processor.

To Prepare:

Blend each of the vegetables separately to desired thickness (i.e. I like my tomatoes blended really well, but my bell peppers and cucumbers slightly chunky).

Tomatoes

Tomatoes

Tomatoes

Blend bread in with tomatoes then pour all the vegetables together in a bowl.

Pretty colors.

Pretty colors.

Add vinegar and other seasonings to taste. Chill until ready to serve. Garnish with cilantro and olive oil, if desired

Gazpacho.

Gazpacho.

Gourmet Oodles of Noodles

They’re not just for college students anymore! There’s something about those curly little noodles that draws kids and adults alike. And because my kids (big and little) like them so much I have been forced to find a way to make them remotely healthy. If you scrap the seasoning packet and add in some protein, mixed vegetables and your own (most likely MSG-free) seasoning–or even chicken/beef/vegetable broth instead of water–then they’re not half bad…dare I say really good, rivaling some pho or Asian restaurant-style soups?!

You Will Need:

Packet oodles of noodles/ramen; soy sauce; onion, carrot, broccoli, mushrooms, and/or bean sprouts; egg; shrimp, chicken, pork or beef; toasted sesame seed oil; chili garlic sauce; kimchi

To Prepare:

Put sliced onions in medium sauce pan with water/broth and bring to a boil. When onions are translucent add heartier vegetables, soy sauce and chili garlic sauce. If you’re adding uncooked pork or beef add now; if you’re adding uncooked seafood, wait until vegetables are cooked. When vegetables are brightly colored add noodles and only cook about another 1 and 1/2 minutes.  Turn off the heat and add egg and any other already cooked ingredients. Stir immediately to break up the egg then add bean sprouts, oil, kimchi and any other seasoning to taste.

Oodles of Noodles

Chicken

Duh, right? Chicken is one of the cheapest and most readily available proteins around. Who doesn’t like chicken?! Plus, you don’t have to scrimp on price for quality either. Whole Foods, Trader Joe’s  and Safeway, just to name a few, all carry organic, free-range, vegetarian-fed and all natural varieties starting at $0.99/pound if you catch them on sale! Don’t get me naming all the ways you can cook chicken in my Bubba voice. Grilled chicken, broiled chicken, jerk chicken, BBQ chicken, curry chicken…you get the point. Once you’ve prepared it one way you can chop it up or pull it apart, add it to other ingredients and prepare it another way.  Chicken nuggets, kabobs, salad, enchiladas, club sandwiches, omelets, pot pie…

Chicken on the grill

Grilled chicken

Chicken & rice with mushroom sauce.

Chicken & rice with mushroom sauce.

 

Fried chicken

Fried chicken

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On the Grill: The Best Steak EVER

Can you believe that summer is coming to an end already?! Even more unbelievable, for me, is that I haven’t written a post about summer grilling…until now! Grilling is my F-A-V-O-R-I-T-E method of cooking, hands down. The flavor that those hot smoky coals impart into the food is immeasurable. And besides that, it’s just plain old fun. Even though I do grill year round, Summer is the best time to take advantage of the warm breezes and longer days that allow for extended outdoor gatherings with friends and family. With an ice cold drink in my hand I can stay outside for hours turning and manipulating my food ever so slightly until cooked just so.

Grilling is part science and part art. Any novice griller will tell you that you must have a certain ratio of oxygen to heated coals in order to control the temperature of the grill. They will also tell you that fat+heated coals=flames, another very important component to the cooking process. And of course you would cook a piece of fish filet for far less time than you would cook a rack of ribs, but how long exactly is where the art comes in. You have to feel the food, both literally and figuratively. You must look for subtle signs like curled edges, bubbling liquid, color changes and meat pulling away from the bone to determine doneness. And even then, seemingly unimportant factors like humidity or outside temperature make it so that every grilling experience is different. For however many years I’ve been grilling I still burn the occasional piece of chicken. But that’s ok. For me, it’s the whole experience, the antiquity of the process that lures me to the grill.

What’s my favorite thing to grill up, you ask? MEAT! Meat, meat, meat! What’s more carnally primitive and appetizing than a nice thick cut of meat grilled over an open flame? Nothing. I’ve tried Peter Luger’s, Ruth’s Chris, a handful of Brazilian churrascarias, and a bunch of others’ but I must say that this porterhouse from this butcher (the one I mentioned a few posts back) grilled on my everyday Weber grill is by far the best steak I’ve ever eaten. I literally have wet dreams about this steak. It is so tender, so juicy, with the most unbelievable flavor that you just can’t get from mass-produced beef out of your local grocery store. If you want ground beef, they bring out whole strips of steak and grind it right in front of your eyes in the store window. And when you order a porterhouse, they bring out a nice long rack of meat and slice that thing right in front of you too. As Steve Gatward, the owner of Let’s Meat on the Avenue, explained to me the first time I entered this carnivorous oasis, their meat is never frozen and they only source from the best local pasture-fed, free range and hormone-free meat that there is. Does it make a difference? Absolutely! And the price is pretty comparable to those grocery store steaks too. What’s not to love?! As you can tell, I’m hooked! Here is how I grilled the best steak ever…Happy end of summer to you and HAPPY EATING!

This is my new favorite charcoal for quick grilling. The hardwood coals burn super hot, which is perfect for something like steak where you want a nice sear on the outside.

The grill

The coals vary greatly in size, allowing more individualized coal disbursement, depending on the type of food you’re cooking. With some small and some really large, you ensure that you always have something lit to continually add coals onto without having to start from scratch, lighting coals when they burn out. To light the coals you can use a charcoal chimney, wooden starter sticks or lighter fluid. However you do it, make sure that the coals all have at least a little grey ash on them before placing the grate on top.

The grill

(These obviously aren’t the hardwood coals in the next two pics but they show how uniform coals heat up in pyramid formation with the fire starting to really heat up from the bottom.)

The grill

I always keep a nice big stick handy. You don’t have to get close to the hot grill in order to manipulate the coals…and if a child needs to be pushed on his or her tricycle while the coals are heating up, it comes in handy for that too!

The grill

When the coals look like this, they are ready for cooking. Spread them out evenly over the surface area you need to cook your food. Place the grate over top and allow it to heat up before placing food on it. I personally like to cook directly over an open flame. Some people like to cover it in foil first. If your grate is hot enough and scraped clean of any caked-on debris, the food shouldn’t stick and you will get those nice pretty grill marks.

The grill

AHHHHHHH…THE PORTERHOUSE: The left side of the steak is filet mignon, the right side is a NY strip. I tell the butcher to leave a nice strip of fat on the side. This feeds the flame for a continuous sear. It’s also quite tasty when it’s nice and crispy around the edges…in moderation (don’t judge me!)

Steak

This steak has so much flavor on its own, it doesn’t need anything more than Kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper and granulated garlic. I rub it with olive oil first so that the seasoning sticks to the steak. Make sure that it is room temperature before placing it on the grill for even cooking. This steak was about 2.5″ thick, 2.75 lbs.

Steak

When you first place it on the grill allow for the flames to start to work their magic before putting the top on. Open all grill holes to allow maximum oxygen flow, while also allowing the steak to warm up internally. Once it has seared on one side, flip and repeat. I wish I could tell you how long to cook it. Less than 30 minutes and more than 10 is my best guess for a medium to medium rare temperature. (It’s always better to under cook it then return it to the grill once you have determined so rather than to overcook it.) Remove from the grill. LET. IT. REST. Five minutes of rest time per pound of meat.

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Such a thing of beauty!

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I wish I got a shot of it before we devoured this much but you get the point…pink center, seared outside.

Steak

Leftovers make an awesome steak and eggs breakfast or a very flavorful grilled steak salad!

Steak salad

 

Greens

Greens

I have a new found love affair with greens these days. The same greens that my mother used to make us eat before we could get up from the table. The same greens that grace almost any Southern holiday feast. The same greens that are in everybody’s green juice, raw diet, cleanse, etc. The health benefits are undeniable. But lately I’ve been stocking up on any fresh greens I can get my hands on. Whether it’s kale, collards, swiss chard, rape, turnips, mustards, and so on, I have found them to be extremely convenient to add to any meal: breakfast, lunch, snack or dinner! Serve as a side with eggs for breakfast. They go great inside of one of my kids’ favorite lunches: oodles of noodles. And they can serve as a meal or as a side with dinner. They’re hearty, filling and tasty. I try to cook a big huge pot once a week and just use as needed. Voila…insta-meal! Because, truth be told, I’m not a real “health freak” type of girl…at all! I like my steaks, burgers, pastries, cheese and the like. Greens make it so I don’t feel guilty about a little indulgence from time to time. And after two C-sections and an unpredictable eating schedule, I could use a bit of digestive motivation anyways..heeehee.  Soooo, greens it is! I truly love them any way I can get them, but here is my go-to method for prepping and cooking them to go with anything. Happy Eating!

Step One: Choose Wisely

When it comes to greens, just like most any other produce, the fresher, crisper, firmer, brighter the greens, the better.

Greens

I try to also cook them the the same day I buy them. When I use a more tender green like kale or swiss chard I usually sauté them in a pan over medium high heat with olive oil, loads of garlic and salt, pepper and garlic chili paste to taste.

Garlic

Chopped garlic in olive oil. Refrigerator staple.

Chopped garlic in olive oil. Refrigerator staple.

Kale

Kale

Rainbow Swiss Chard

Rainbow Swiss Chard

Tougher greens like collards and turnips call for a longer cooking method to get them tender like I like. For this I’ll usually get a couple smoked ham hocks and cook them in plain boiling water for 3-4 hours or until the hocks start coming apart. I also add loads of garlic to the pot and seasoning to taste: Old Bay, Lawry’s, garlic chili paste and a touch of brown sugar. I boil the liquid down until there’s only about an inch or two left.

Ham hocks and loads and loads of garlic cloves.

Ham hocks and loads and loads of garlic cloves.

Step Two: Wash, Wash then Wash Again!

Have you ever eaten greens with grit in them? It’s akin to eating on the beach (with two small children). So unpleasant to chew anything, let alone fully enjoy your meal. Mema has a three-washes rule that I tend to follow, despite the time constraint. First, rinse the whole leaves off in a sink full of cold water. The next two washes come after the leaves have been cut.

Step Three: Cut the Stems

Miller Farms

I love seeing exactly where my food comes from.

Especially with the collards I get from the farm near my house, the leaves can be very huge! This means the stems are huge and very tough.

.Greens

A good way to ensure a pot of evenly-cooked tender greens is to cut the biggest part of the stem out of the leaves. Cut down either side of the stem and across the top.

Greens

Greens

Tedious, but worth it!

Greens

Step Four: Roll and Cut

Once all the stems have been removed, stack the leaves one on top of the other, with the top of the leaves lined up. Roll the leaves into a tight log.

Greens

Greens

Slice. About 1″ sections are a good thickness.

Greens

Greens

Step Five: Final Washes

Throw the cut leaves into a sink filled with lukewarm water, 2 Tbsp. salt and 1/4 cup white vinegar to remove any pesticides, bugs, dirt and debris from the leaves. Leave in the water for about 20 minutes, occasionally rubbing and turning the leaves in the water.

Greens

Fill a colander with greens. Rinse with cold water.

Step Six: Cook

Put the greens in the pot and cook until tender and delicious. Enjoy!

Greens

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Smoothie Pop, Smoothie Pop!

Smoothie pops

Happy Tuesday! For those of you who have been waiting with baited breath for my next post, exasperate yourselves no further! After this long, drawn out, godforsaken Winter, I’ve been clawing to get outside and enjoy the warm weather with my babies every chance I get. SUMMER IS FINALLY HERE!!! And with that comes a bounty of fresh local bright fruits and vegetables everywhere you turn.  Longer days and warmer temps make way for newer, easier, more varied menu options. Seasons changing, in general, gives me a strange feeling of hope in upcoming possibilities, on my plate and in my life. This recipe is for those times (like this week!) when the sweltering heat just renders you incapable of filling your body with anything other than a nice cold refreshment. Summertime is the only time I will allow my kids to exchange the rest of their dinner at the table for watermelon slices and ice cream cones outside on a sunset stroll. But when I’m on top of my Mommy game that week, I will have already whipped up a batch of a more nutritious (but equally delicious!) substitute to said ice cream cones–smoothie pops! With absolutely no added sweetener and yogurt as a protein punch, they can very easily substitute as a lazy summer meal or an anytime snack–for kids or adults!

You will need:

1 cup of yogurt (preferably Greek)

1 cup of frozen sliced extra ripe bananas

2 cups of other frozen fruit (blueberries, strawberries, mangoes, pineapples, cherries, etc…)

2-3 Tbsp. ground flax seed (optional, but adds a nice fiber kick and my kids never taste it!)

Milk to taste, depending on desired consistency

All the ingredients you need.

Ready to blend!

Ready to blend!

I like mine to be the consistency of a thick milkshake. The frozen fruit takes the place of ice or ice cream to make it nice and thick.

Just about there...

The bananas should add all the sweetness you need, otherwise honey or a low glycemic index sweetener like agave nectar will work well.

Into the molds they go.

Eager hands may want a sample, pre-freeze.

Not yet!!!!

That’s it! Enjoy and HAPPY EATING! 🙂

Yummmm

Happy Birthday, Baby!

Red Velvet Cake

Red Velvet Cake

Last Sunday was Kaleb’s Birthday! In keeping with the tradition I started on his first birthday, I made yet another red velvet cake for my baby’s third birthday. I don’t know exactly what started this tradition, other than the fact that we were in the South and what better cake to represent this region of the country than a good ole red velvet cake?!  This year was extra special because Kaleb was actually aware that he was indeed having a birthday for the first time, which made my heart melt: “My birfday, Mommy. My BIRFDAY!” So I knew I had to put a little more “Mmph” into this particular red velvet. He even went so far as to request that we sing Happy Birthday as soon as we got home from the circus, and asked where the candles were before I could even break them out (my baby’s not a baby anymore! *tear*).

Every time I make red velvet cake I make it a little differently, trying out this or that according to my mood and taste. With red velvet, though, there’s not much variation amongst any recipes I’ve ever found. Always cocoa powder, red food coloring, vinegar and buttermilk in addition to the traditional flour, sugar and fat included in most other cakes. But as they say, the devil is in the details. So I detailed this bad boy to the nines and the result was what Hubby Trav called “The best cake that you’ve ever made.” What WHAT?!? My work here is done…

The starting lineup

The starting lineup

Butter, Sugar and Eggs

Butter, Sugar and Eggs

Wet into dry

Wet into dry

Ready for the oven...

Ready for the oven…

As a first, I added chopped pecans to my frosting (very traditional Southern Red Velvet). It will NOT be a last!

Freshly whipped frosting

Freshly whipped frosting

Making a Cake

You can never have enough buttercream frosting!

You can never have enough buttercream frosting!

Almost done

Almost done

Done!

Done!

Ready for the Birthday Boy

Ready for the Birthday Boy

Cross section goodness

Cross section goodness

I think he likes it

I think he likes it

Leftovers are even better!

Next day leftovers are even better!

Red Velvet Cake

2 1/2 cups flour

1 1/2 cups sugar

1 tsp. salt

2 Tbsp. cocoa powder

1 tsp. baking soda

2 eggs

1 stick unsalted butter, room temperature

1 cup vegetable oil

2 tsp. white vinegar

1 cup buttermilk

1 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract

2 oz. red food coloring

Cream Cheese Frosting

8 oz. cream cheese, room temperature

2 sticks unsalted butter, room temperature

1 tsp. vanilla extract

Confectioners sugar, to taste

1/2 cup chopped pecans

Heat oven to 350 degrees. Butter and flour two 9″ cake pans. Sift dry ingredients. Mix butter and sugar. Add eggs. Alternate adding buttermilk and butter mixture to dry ingredients. Add oil and vinegar. Fold in vanilla extract and food coloring. Pour into cake pans. Bake until toothpick comes out almost clean, about 20-25 mins. Allow to cool. Mix frosting, then put in refrigerator to firm a bit. Frost cake and ENJOY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL BIG (NOT SO BABY) BOY AND HAPPY EATING TO YOU!

Happy Sunday!

Spring is here!

Spring is here!

I’m not one to view or share most viral videos or other media, but I came across this article and I just have to share it! A woman in Mississippi wrote the obituary for her 80 year old father, Harry Stamps, whom she says was a foodie in his own right, not to mention the “most authentic” person she ever met. She spoke of the everyday quirks that made him who he was, reminding us all that it’s the simple details that make it all worth while–an idea that can readily be applied to food as well. Take a look and if you’d like, tell me what, if anything, it brings to your own life. Here’s to Harry…Happy Sunday and HAPPY EATING!

Nature's bounty.

Nature’s bounty.

xoxo Chrissy

St. Patty’s Pan Roasted Corned Beef

   I’ll just start right off the bat and tell you that i’ve never been one to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, really.  Outside of wearing green and maybe a lucky charm or two to school when i was young, i never thought much about it as a holiday. No offense to St. Patty or the Irish! But the other day when Mema mentioned that she used to cook a whole corned beef with cabbage and potatoes for St. Patrick’s Day my ears perked up! Any celebration with food involved is a celebration worth having in my book. But where to get said corned beef and how to cook it? It came as a shock to Mema and even myself that i don’t ever remember actually eating corned beef, outside of the sliced deli version. Then she mentioned finishing it off in the oven with an apricot glaze and my salivary glands kicked in to overdrive. I had to find a way to make this St. Patrick’s Day corned beef happen…

The next day we went to go visit my arch nemesis and secret lover both rolled into one–COSTCO! Right there, in front of the two-aisles long cheese section was a whole display dedicated to housing five- and six-pound packages of corned beef. There may have even been a light or two shining down on them. If you have more time (about 10 DAYS, according to a few recipes i found) and patience, you might want to try and “corn” your own beef instead of using one out of the package. (Alton Brown always does a very thorough classic version of any good cooking technique.)

First, remove the meat from the package and insert into a large pot (juice from bag and all!), fat side up. Empty the contents of the seasoning packet into the pot, fill with water covering at least two inches over meat. Allow meat to boil  until tender (the package says to boil for 1 hour/pound, but i only let my 6 pound beef boil for 3.5 hours).

Corned beef, out of the boiling water.

Corned beef, out of the boiling water.

Cut potatoes, carrots and cabbage into 1″ cubes.

Potatoes. Make sure any little hands are out of the way!

Potatoes. Make sure any little hands are out of the way!

I only used about 1/2 a head of cabbage in my pan.

I only used about 1/2 a head of cabbage in my pan.

Place vegetables in the bottom of a deep roasting pan. Drizzle with olive oil. Sprinkle with salt and pepper to taste.

Irish mirepoix.

Irish mirepoix.

Place corned beef on wire rack over vegetables.

I could take a bite right now...

I could take a bite right now…

Brush a nice apricot preserve all over the outside of the beef.

Ready for the oven.

Ready for the oven.

Bake on 475 for about 20-30 minutes or until glaze forms a slightly charred, crunchy crust.  If the vegetables need a little more time to cook, by all means!

Let the corned beef rest and you do the same (as you pick the crispy edges little by little...)

Let the corned beef rest and you do the same (as you pick the crispy edges little by little…)

ENJOY!

St. Patty's Day Dinner

St. Patty’s Day Dinner

In the end, I couldn’t believe how easy and DELICIOUS corned beef actually is!  Finishing it in the oven with a sweet apricot glaze gives a nice slightly sweet and crunchy texture to an otherwise savory and very tender soft meat. St. Patrick’s Day and this meal are definitely on the calendar every year from here on out! Now, excuse me while I go thinly slice a few pieces of this corned beef and make myself a nice deli sandwich. HAPPY EATING!

xoxo Chrissy